Bach Edition- Oh My Dad.

Do you Belize in love? Not on this show, no. But I do Belize Ben's hair is as greasy and long as it gets. Has he been using the Soul Glow or just Crisco? Because he kind of looks like a mixture of Darryl, "use my strong hand" Hanson, and Jesus Christ.




         
 Besides Ben's insanely greasy mane, nothing else too shocking stood out to me. I take that back. Rachel "snaggle tooth barmaid" showed off a pair of tatas we haven't seen before. Don't act like you didn't notice, Kacie B. was practically glued to them. But besides Rachel's fun bags , everyone else seemed to play their role exactly as instructed.

Lindzi played the part of "perfect bachelor girl we love to love," enchanting the world with her cute little dimples and magic ability to jump 50 feet into water and reappear with full makeup completely applied.


Emily succeeded as the "smart yet annoying tattletale"of the group" pretending to have too much fun while secretly dying inside thinking about Courtney. And is it just me, or does Emily look a little like Stephanie Tanner. (pre meth.)


Kacie B is the "sweet bachelor girl with a side of sass." She definitely moved up to #1 in my book when she called Courtney a "f#!king bi*ch." Who knew she had a potty mouth hiding under all of that frizz?


Rachel plays the "worn out blonde" ready to settle down from her wild ways and feather-earring wearing days. She doesn't say much, but when she does it's always worthwhile and extra raspy.


Nikki is the "big legged mom of the group." She may be a tad curvier than the rest of the gals but that's only because her body was made for childbearing. Aint nothing wrong with that.

And Courtney. I hate to even address this woman because I find her so incredibly arrogant and annoying. Let's just say she plays the role of "bitch" and leave it at that. If we had a dollar for ever time she's said "I might not accept that rose tonight" we might have around $17 which would provide us with enough money to purchase a nice pair of tweezers to give to Court.

And in the end it was Emily and Rachel to get the boot. Not too surprised here, Ben doesn't like blondes. I'm quite sure I know who he chooses in the end. So *spoiler alert" but I think we all know anyway, Ben chooses Helicopter. It's so obvi.




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