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No pants Tuesday.
I would go to Japan to go to a wedding.
I need to find the sluttiest dress ever.
I made the mistake of listening to Taylor Swift on the way to work, I'm pretty depressed right now.
Strokey strokey, why do I Iove saying that?
My feet are never dry.
Should I eat lunch or dinner today?
I'm so much smarter than all of my friends.
I'd make out with a pickle right now if I had one.
Did you ever have flaming hot cheetohs and dip them in cream cheese?
I used to love rubber cement.
We should start buying our jeans at Wal Mart.
I got a new belly button ring for Vegas. (for the record I think she is officially the last girl to still have a belly button ring in.)
I think I need to take a bath and cry tonight.
It's so much easier to chug with a straw.
She can do whatever she wants. She's Rihanna.
What is the milky twilight? That sounds disgusting. (regarding the song "Kiss Me")
Usually I just rely on the sun to wake me up.
I really like when people put streamers in the door for me when I walk in somewhere.
I'm not going to take any group photos in Vegas, unless you guys hold me across the front.
