Thank God.
If I had to watch one more episode of Ben's hair I was going to die. Die a slow, painful, greasy death.
Like I've said before, I like meeting the families. And tonight I was particularly curious as to see the kind of person responsible for creating Mr. Flajnik. What would she be like... An ape? A cavewoman? An aardvark perhaps?
Well I was pleasantly surprised. His family was... nice. Who knew his sister was Khole Kardashian. Even weirder though, was the fact his mom was Sandy Fritz, my lovely old sorority house mother.
Or is Ben's sister actually Jamie Gleicher sans Ali Hilfiger? Hmm. I'll have to check on that.
Tough call.
Well Lindzi did an awesome job meeting the fam. Obvi. She's a bronzed face little doll that one. Julia and Mom loved her. And that seems to say a lot given the fact Julia appears to be a bad ass bitch. I'm going to go out on a limb here and bet she used to beat the shit out of Ben growing up. Or still does probably.
And then there's Courtney, whose baby talk was out of control right from the get-go (insert shoulder shrug pout.) I've had enough her. How has she just not completely eaten her lower lip off by now? Or pulled a neck string from shrugging every three seconds? Or gotten a horse voice from talking in that weird high pitched squeaky lisp?
The fact that Julia "gave her approval" really disappointed me. I thought that butch woman and I were on the same side.
And how about that love book "C" made for Ben? Sorry "C", but Blakely beat you to that about five episodes ago. Strippers don't just play softball, they scrapbook as well.
And while I'm on it, you can't just call yourself "C." Unless "B" calls you that, which we haven't seem to have heard him. Sure, we've heard the other girls call you "C." But I'm quite sure they were referring to something else... Don't act like we weren't all thinking it.
But before the final rose is given, Ben needs one more quicky with the helicopter. He's just a gentleman like that. Would this episode have felt right without it? No, probably not.
And then...
When he told Lindzi she wasn't the one, she saw it coming. You could literally see the moment she realized it. And usually I'm a sick person and enjoy seeing this moment, but tonight I didn't. I liked her.
Guess it's back to the Dude Ranch for Ms. Melody.
And then Ben tells Courtney she's his forever. Sick. Gross. No. Typical.
They found the "fairytale." And they lived happily ever after. For the next 24 hours.
"You're stuck with me." -Courtney. Giggles.
"And don't ever leave me...Cause I'd find you!" Giggles.
