How I imagine Whitney Died.


1. Smiling.












2. Wanting to dance with somebody.



3. In regret over having named her only daughter “Bobbi Kristina.”

4. In regret over having spent a large majority of her life with Bobby Brown. (the lady abuser not the makeup artist.)

5. Waiting too long to exhale.

6. Overdosing on the 80s.

7. Surrounded by neon lights.


8. Lusting over Chris Brown.

9. Always loving you.


10. This might be getting a little conspiracy-ish, but I 'm just going to put it out there. Last May when Obama Bin Laden was killed, it was rumored that he had a lot of Whitney Houston music stashed away in his hide out. No joke. Dare I suggest the Taliban is behind this? .... Forget I said anything. Or don't.

All of this is really irrelevant though, the fact remains Kevin Costner did not do his job.



RIP Whitney. You had a good run (in the 80s.) Let's not pretend it wasn't all down hill after 1992.

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