The episode at a glance-
Emily's voice was destroyed, presumably from too many cigarettes.
The phrase "beaten with the ugly stick" was coined for English people.
And Emily is ready to turn her uterus into the Michelle Duggar family fun ride.
Soon.
First one on one with Sean.
I don't know what to think of this guy.
Besides the fact I assume he has white eyelashes...
And Emily was full of fun historical facts throughout this date,
like when they kissed in front of the spot that
"William and Kate had their first kiss."
Really Emily?
You believe Kate and Will's first kiss was on the balcony at the palace
and not in his college dorm room where they were all drunk
on Zimas and Kate was wearing that little see-through number
that so famously "caught Willy's eye"?
Ha. That's cute.
The group date:
was as awkward and annoying as Ricki is when she tries to talk.
Doug reminded me of some weird cross dressing nun.
And what's with the Spanish bull rider in the blue?
Who is that guy?
The biggest surprise of the group date was when
Michelle Trachtenberg showed up in the grey dress!
That was sure a treat!
But then all shit hit the fan when Kalon called Ricki Bobby baggage.
If you ask me, Emily made a huge freaken deal out of nothing.
She should just be happy Sebastian didn't try to steal
Ricki's virginity and then journal about it.
Maybe he did though...
And then the one on one date with Jef no double F.
We found out a lot about him.
For example when he said
"If Ricki's baggage, she's a Chloe handbag I'd like to have forever."
I figured out exactly why there's no double F.
and then he confirmed it when he said,
"dance parties all night."
And then Ryan showed up for the rose ceremony wearing a scarf
and I knew it was just about time to turn off for the night.
Although if you looked very closely it was actually a sleeping bag
Ryan had draped around that neck of his.
Until next time, live the life.
Or don't... she was pretty nasty tonight.
Giving Ari the last rose was a total bitch Ali Fedotowsky move.
