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| This is my coworker. and this is what she says. I'm just the creep who records it. |
I don't know why, but I just love salt.
Whenever I hear Sandusky, I'm going to think of you guys.
I can't wait for Jessica Simpson to not be pregnant anymore.
I don't understand why they couldn't do the car race thing when it was raining. (on the Daytona 500)
I really like when you hum.
I have like 1,000 St. Patrick's Day shirts.
Do you wanna see a picture of me in a jersey?
I don't know if I'm mature enough to call on a company called Siemens.
I've pretty much been addicted to Afrin for 15 years now.
Blitz. I love that word.
Ugh, horses give me the chills!
Omg! I want to wear a green bow in my hair on St. Pat's!
Whenever I see her face I seriously want to punch her so bad.
I really can't stop staring at my nails!
NO more banks for me. I'm putting all of my money under my mattress like my mom.
I can't think about anything but shopping right now.
If you ever wanna buy me a gift... I loveee Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles.
You want to know what I dreamt about last night? Being able to wear your sunglasses in Vegas.
Anyone want a chocolate diet pill?
But seriously, don't ever bring Ruffles in here.
Whenever I hear Sandusky, I'm going to think of you guys.
I can't wait for Jessica Simpson to not be pregnant anymore.
I don't understand why they couldn't do the car race thing when it was raining. (on the Daytona 500)
I really like when you hum.
I have like 1,000 St. Patrick's Day shirts.
Do you wanna see a picture of me in a jersey?
I don't know if I'm mature enough to call on a company called Siemens.
I've pretty much been addicted to Afrin for 15 years now.
Blitz. I love that word.
Ugh, horses give me the chills!
Omg! I want to wear a green bow in my hair on St. Pat's!
Whenever I see her face I seriously want to punch her so bad.
I really can't stop staring at my nails!
NO more banks for me. I'm putting all of my money under my mattress like my mom.
I can't think about anything but shopping right now.
If you ever wanna buy me a gift... I loveee Cheddar and Sour Cream Ruffles.
You want to know what I dreamt about last night? Being able to wear your sunglasses in Vegas.
Anyone want a chocolate diet pill?
But seriously, don't ever bring Ruffles in here.
