Tuesdays with Tiffany.

This is shit my coworker says. Now there's a good chance no one else will think any of this is comical at all. "Jokes" take on a whole new meaning in an office environment where a simple song on the radio can make the day drastically better. Or drastically worse. Same goes for a coworker.

But here's a little segment we'll call Tuesdays with Tiffany, she's a special gal.



"I was like really mellow because I just got out of yoga."

"Are you listening to me?

“What did you make for dinner last night?”

"I don't eat dinner."

“Yello?”

“Is that from Skinny Taste?”

"I don't want to eat carbs today."

“Are you still on pinterest?”

“Do you ever get nervous?”

“Sick!”

“No!”

"No!"

"No!"

"No!"

"No!"

"No!"

“Are we ordering lunch today?”

“What are you doing tonight?”

“I’m so hungry”

“I’m going to eat my lunch”

“I’m just like really tired”

“What’d you do last night?”

“What are you eating for lunch today?”

“What are you doing tonight?”

"I don't ever rewear my clothes."

"You missed it, my bcheeks were just hanging out."

"What are you doing tonight?"

"I don't eat dinner."

"That was my breakfast when I was 5 years old and 200 lbs."

"Rock the cashbar." (when singing along to Rock the Casbah.)

"I can't believe it's already January."

"Can you believe it's January?"

"What are you doing tonight?"

"I don't eat dinner."

"We're broken up."