You gotta go.
We’ve had a great run together, no one can deny that. But it’s time, the doc says you gotta go. I’ve held out for as long as I can, trust me on this one. This was the last thing I ever wanted to happen, I’ve literally been stalling this for years. But Dr. Chin says you’re too big and pushing everyone else around. Everyone is so touchy about bullying now that I think he’s trying to make an example out of you or something.
But thanks for putting up with me through all of the years of my sugar binges, anti teethbrushing movements, and my grinding on gamedays for reasons I won’t mention. Tomorrow is D day though. Dr. Chin said he’ll make it easy on the both of us. So let’s enjoy our last night together.
Miss you already.
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