Teen Mom Edish- What's good for the goose is good for the gander

Welcome back into my life teen moms! I have missed you all dearly, I am elated to catch up on all of your lives and the drama that follows. Let's just dig right in!

Is Kyle slow? And with those three words, Ryan the dream boat came back into my life, guns loaded. But you can't really help him for asking, it's a legitimate question giving Kyle's errr looks. And is it me, or is Ryan getting more handsome and his accent getting more twangy every single day? He's a little devil that one. He's got this sly little smile that could make any teen mom weak in the knees. I'm thinking we've got a new Bachelor on our hands. And Maci is still completely smitten with him, I can tell just by the way she giggles and smiles around him. A normal girlfriend might have gotten a bit mad if her ex boyfriend called her current boyfriend slow, but she just batted her white eyelashes and giggled. I will say though, Maci looks good as a maraschino cherry blonde. That cartoon character red just wasn't working for her, throw in her Cheetoh stained orange palms and she was looking all sorts of confused last season. Kyle the Marshmallow man better hold onto her if he knows what's good for him or she might get picked up by another hottie.

A hottie like I dunno... Amber! Watch out hot women of reality TV Amber is busting on the scene. Guys are wanting her left and right, it was like a scene right out of the Hills when Amber and her gal friend were giggling about the phone call with creeper Chris begging her to come over and telling her he loves her. It might as well been Lo and LC sitting there in that crumbling house. She was like omg totally freaking out about having so many guys like her at once! Oh the troubles of being a superstar. I am sad to say her attitude and anger problems have not improved much. Here they were on a nice trip to a water park resort and she had to go and get all snotty and start cussing and throwing the gang signs. Gary is a real saint for putting up with that girl. How he can continue to tell her she's beautiful and a wonderful mother is beyond me. I wish April would meet Amber, because I know fo sho April wouldn't stand for any of Amber's shit. But I was happy to see Amber changed her mind and went ahead to the water park, because getting to go to an indoor water park just doesn't happen every day. And plus we were able to see Gary's sexy man hair cleavage when he took his shirt off.

I forgot what a little sweetheart Farrah is, a real angel. Her sassy attitude and witty comebacks like "oh, okay," and "yeah, I'm so sure," just never gets old. I feel like she has really matured this season. And a blossoming model career?! You know it. Farrah's book is impressssive. I can already hear the Garden Ridge and Gordmans calls coming in. It's too bad her hair show didn't turn out too well, I really thought it was going to be her big break. But at least it still gave her the chance to travel for the first time in her life, and also buy little Sophia a cute little Restaurant sweatshirt. It will be a nice momento for Sophia when she grows up to remember the weekend her mom left her to go model because she had just gotten her new boobs.

Last but certainly not least, my fav couple of all, April and Butch. I mean Catelynn and Tyler. And Catelynn is looking good this season, she's rocking a new haircut, and has finally lost the braces!! (and rubber bands.) But the real breakout this episode was the beauty queen sister, Amber! Somebody was excited to be on MTV! But I don't like any girl ganging up on my Catelynn. Cate has had enough shit in her life, I wish someone would just give this girl a break already. If Ty wants to move in with her well then let him, geesh! What's the worst that could happen? They have another baby? But what's with them looking at $400/month apartments? Um... loosen up the pockets, MTV. I know at least eleven other people who watch this show so that means there's got to be a lot more people, so these girls should be making enough per episode to afford at least a $600/month apartment. Really though, why are they all so broke? How is it that the Jersey Shore cast is all driving Range Rovers and BMWs and Catelynn can't afford a window that doesn't keep intruders from getting in? And just when I thought it couldn't get any better I saw the blanket. The blanket that I can only assume was a gigantic photo of the baby they gave up for adoption; Carly. Those two just continue to make me smile.

Well life just continues to get harder (easier) for these teen moms. As of now it appears Farrah is the only one with a job. And God knows modeling might be the hardest job of all. But I can really only hope for the best for these girls, guess we'll just have to wait to see what happens this season on Teen Mom.