Is it March yet?
Does anybody else agree with me that they would rather catch a grenade than have to listen to that awful Bruno Mars song yet again? I spend a lot of time in my car listening to the radio, so perhaps I am just sensitive, but I think it's safe to say I hear this song at least ten times a day. And it's awful. I know songs aren't meant to be taken literally, but these are some of the worst, most violent lyrics I have ever heard. I frankly wouldn't want to date someone who says they would jump in front of a train for me. That seems a little bit obsessive. Throw your hand on a blade? Well, I appreciate the gesture but I really don't ever see a time when that would be necessary. Unless of course there was a rare occasion in which Chris came to watch me give a culinary demonstration and I happened to drop my knife and he threw himself under it? But that is highly unlikely, I would never let Chris come watch me. What kind of women is Bruno Mars dating where he feels the need to offer himself up to such gruesome tasks I wonder? And yet the only thing that he really seems truly bothered by is the fact that that this girl kisses with her eyes open... Whatever happened to the sweet old fashioned lyrics that involved impossible, yet romantic tasks such as crossing the ocean for you, or bringing someone the moon? Did Mars really have that awful of an upbringing that he seriously thinks these are the types of things he needs to commit to in order to be in a lasting relationship? Like I said, I know I'm being a tad literal, but these are things I think about after hearing a song played 100 times a day. Speaking of great artists though, which we are definitely not short of right now, I can't help but love Ke$ha's song where she boasts about having "Jesus on my necklace-s-s-s." That song is just so darn catchy, Ke$ha truly is a very talented musician. I'd almost put her right alongside the likes of Bieber. Is anybody else slightly tempted to go see his movie this weekend? I've heard it's a very inspirational story. I'm sure it's just a classic old Cinderella YouTube tale. Those are always the best. Probably just the standard story line, poor single mother stays at home on welfare, treats her little boy like he's her own real life doll, teaches him to perform like a circus monkey, tapes the circus monkey, then releases the tapes onto the Internet in hopes he will make it big one day. We've all seen it before. Still never gets old though. I've already told Jade that as soon as Knox is old enough to do something we're getting him on Youtube. I'm not about to have a perfectly good baby go to waste and not at least take a shot at becoming the next interent sensation. At this point I'm just trying to get him to bite my finger, it worked for those British babies.
