Tiger's tramps.

Today while running (walking) on the treadmill I found myself glued to Olympic coverage. Although womens cross country skiing is not the most exciting event to watch, I still found it a bit entertaining. I glanced away for a mere second and the sport had changed from skiing to some sort of gun shooting event. I found it a bit odd, but watched anyway. Then boom back to skiing, at this point I really started to get confused. Well then I figured it out, this skiing/shooting was the same event. Call me crazy but this seems like the weirdest excuse for an Olympic event ever. I started to wonder how one gets into such an event. Like does a 8 year old little girl just one day decide she wants to be the best damn long distance skiier/gun shooter ever? And don't tell me the mountain Iraqi women don't have an a huge advantage in this event, it's not even a sport for them, it's more like their daily trek to the village. It just doesn't seem fair. Same goes for the Russians, I bet. I mean you can't just go around combining different sports and declaring it the newest thing for the Olympics. Where does one draw the line? Winter Olympics 2014 will feature Snowboarding/darts and the ice skating will become figureskating/pool playing. I have a sneaking suspicion someone on the Olympic board owns a bar.
So after tiring of the Billiard Olympics I switched my focus to the TV covering one of Tiger's hookers who claims she had become pregnant by Tiger a few times. She claimed she chose to abort and never tell Tiger because "she didn't want to ruin anything for him." So you're telling me a stripper purposely chose to abort the cub of a multi million dollar sports athlete and keep it all mum? Ya. We alllll believe that. Trapping Tiger would have been your worst nightmare,I'm sure. She feels she's been betrayed by Tiger because he said she was the only girl for him, besides Elin, of course. Looks like someone got upset their five seconds of fame was more like 2 seconds. I'm waiting for VH1 to give all of Tiger's girls their own reality show, it could be called Tigers Tramps.