Me vs. UNL
Council Bluffs is Jersey’s freckled inbred cousin. I’ve spent more time in CB this year than most people do in their whole life. And I’m tired of it. I’m tired of talking in front of either overly rowdy- or painfully awkward teens who literally sleep while I talk, regardless they all lack any social decency and manners. And today when The Situation Jr. threw a love note at me while I was speaking I wished I was in Jersey. Because in Jersey I would have punched him in the face and then spit on him and pulled his greasy hair and no one would have thought anything of it. Unfortunately, I didn’t not have that novelty. So I just threw the note back. I need a new job, people aren’t supposed to deal with this shit in their “professional life.” But I can’t just quit this job because I have student loans to pay back. It’s all very ironic to me, I took out student loans to go to school, I went to school to get a job, I have my job to pay off student loans, I have loans because I went to school. I feel like I’m stuck in that Kaplan University commercial. It’s messed up is what it is. I studied for four and half years, wrote countless papers, took a few tests, all for what? To be qualified to have a job where I cater to high school students? No thank you. I am approaching my breaking point with these damn dirty teens. In the meantime I am considering suing the University. They told me, in writing I might add, that I needed 9 credits to graduate. One month before graduation I get a note in the mail saying I only need to complete 6 of the 9 credits I was enrolled in to graduate. Really? Did they think I paid about $587 for 3 credits simply for fun? Because I wanted to go out with a bang and take one more class as pure entertainment? Naturally, I dropped the 3 credits I didn’t need- why would I waste any more time on an unnecessary class? So the other day I was on the treadmill listening to Eminem getting all pissed off at the world when I decided to call up the damn University and tell them I wanted my money back for those three credits. Yes, I should have done this back in November, but I didn’t. And I’ve decided it’s not too late. They’re “looking into it,” they said. I told them to look into it by Friday or my lawyer will begin looking into it. So if anyone knows a lawyer who wants to take on a case vs the University give me a call. I will pay them in free Culinary give-aways like bags, pencils and pastry brushes.
