Bachelor Edition #7

Probably the only thing I took out of this episode is the fact that I really want to go to St. Lucia, or anywhere warm really, is all I ask. Sadly, little jersey girl Gia, who is rumored to actually be named GINA, was sent home. After a lot of giggling and flirting and Pilot Jake attempting to dance to the beat of a street musician he sent Gina packing. Good for Jake I suppose, he's obviously not really into looks. I was pleasantly surprised at the way Gina handled herself when she was sent home, very polite and classy, but then she had to go and do the whole, "I shouldn't even be surprised, this always happens to me. My heart is always breaking boo whooo whooo." Gia go date Ronnie, I'm pretty sure he and Sammy Sweetheart are broken up. Did anyone else notice that it appeared as if Gina had walked through a mist tent right before she sat down for her good bye sesh with Jake?
Big shocker, Ali calls to say she wants to come back. She said once back at home she simply can't stop thinking about Jakey Wakey, but what I didn't understand is why when she was supposedly "back at home," she was filmed moping around a hotel room dressed in a hotel bath robe. So she lives in a hotel? Because if that's the case no wonder she is lonely, you can't live in a hotel for your life, ask Lohan- it just never works out. Jake says no, because he is in Loooove with V.
V.... I'm going to be catty once again and ask why V only brought one swimsuit along with her? Everytime a swimsuit is necessary she is filmed wearing the nasty green thing, I feel like when you know you are going to be on TV wearing a bikini more than once, well that might one of those times you are allowed to splurge and buy an extra swimsuit or two. Hell go to Target even, I'm sure daddy would give you $20 to buy a few.
And now little Tyn Tyn. Between Tynny pot and Jakey poo I think I heard the word "special" exchanged about 74 times. And then they danced. They danced the night away, but Jake does not just lead on the dance floor, he is going to lead Tynley in life, as well. I think they are a perfect couple, but if rumors are true Jake is going to go with his nasty side and choose the dirty V. At which point I think I have found the perfect husband for Tynley. I would like for her to marry a Duggar. I don't care which one, but there has got to be one close to her age, with 18, excuse me 19 kids, odds are in her favor. But back to Jake for a second, little Tyn needs to stop believing everything guys tell her, Jake said,
"I want a woman that will decide on a Sunday to go to the Caymen Islands with me and we just pick up and go."
Her little eyes lit up like a beaten wife who realizes her husband has drank himself to death. Tyn, he's lying! I will bet 5 cats that said situation will never occur! Like ever.
I just can't bring myself to accept the fact Jakey might choose Vageegee. It's just gross, I know Jake is cheesey and corny and makes me gag, but I still want what is best for him in life. Then again nothing is ever set in stone, Jake could always pull a .... Martin? Shoot what was that last pansy bachelor with the son who switched his mind after everything? Jassson. Yes, Jake could be the next Jason who knows.
I guess only time will tell THIS SEASON ON THE BACHELOR.