La tee freaken dah it is the weekend! I am really excited about this, more so than usual.
This has been a big week and I've got a huge line up to go through so enough with the small talk,
let's get right into this.
Time for another edition of
The Daily Tay's Best Week Ever
First and formost I have to recognize
SNOW
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A huge snowstorm hit the midwest yesterday and according to Facebook 88% of you chose to celebrate the little snow holiday by either
a. making chili.
b. taking photos of your backyard.
or c. drinking heavily.
But 110% of you chose to Facebook about it in some way, shape, or form. And I love it.
How did people spread this relevant information pre FB?
Lincoln, Nebraska got hit so hard the National Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore showed
up to film the massive storm.
Here he is on TV yesterday enduring the worst of it.
That Jim is a brave man! I'd sure hate to be caught in all that... air.
And the next guy on my list having the best week ever is
this toddler.
Because this baby has proved once and for all he is the most annoying baby on a plane ever.
And if you've ever sat next to a baby on a plane, you know this is quite the accomplishment.
Ever since the beginning of time babies have been driving selfish childless people like myself absolutely bat shit crazy with their screaming and kicking antics.
Well this kid took it to such a level that the drunken man sitting next to him just said
enoughs enough
and up and slapped the little guy.
He just slapped him! Naturally, people all over are appalled by this man's antics.
But what I want to know is why was Jerry Sandusky allowed to be on a plane next to children?
*disclaimer: after travelling with Knox I no longer feel so coldly toward babies on planes.
They can't help it. So don't get all huffy next time, buy the kid's parent a drink instead.
If you're trying to lose weight for summer you're really going to love this next one.
According to my sources,
The Special K Diet
has never worked so good before.
Then again, eating any cereal that contains "shards of glass" might help you lose weight, as well.
Gives new meaning to the term sharding...
Special K is having a "voluntary recall" for all cereals and bars at the moment.
But don't worry, they'll give you a free voucher to get a new box.
You'll get a new box, but not a new stomach.
Sadly,
Lindsay Lohan is not having the best week ever.
Shocker, right?
She lost yet another lawsuit this week. This time to rapper, Pit Bull, regarding his lyrics
"I've got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan."
Freedom of speech won again, Lilo.
However when she heard the results she apparently just giggled and slurred,
"dogs can't sing!"
And her classy English twin just rolled her eyes once again.
You want to know the difference between you and I...
But of course the one thing that is truly having the best week ever
or I should say the best day ever, would be
Best friends,
who are like seriously best friends, and just love each other,
and like really really needed this night.
Do you want pizza?
Because today is National Margarita Day.
And I think we all know what this means.
Sloppy girls, drunken convos, spilled salsa,
basically all the makings for a great night.
If ever you needed an excuse to go get a round of margaritas with friends, you just got one.
It's cold outside but the tequila goes down hot.
Now I really want nachos.
Honorable mention this week also goes to Fergie and Josh's
Black Eyed Pea
growing inside of Fergie's sprayed-on abs!
Rumor is, if you listen real close to Fergie's belly you can actually hear the bass running running.
And running running.
And running running.
And running running.
Man, what a great week it has been.
Now I'm off to dress Harlow in his snow boots and go make some snow angels.
Have a wonderful weekend!
If you'd like to see photos of snow/chili/Harlow follow along on Instagram
@taylorgracewolfe
This has been a big week and I've got a huge line up to go through so enough with the small talk,
let's get right into this.
Time for another edition of
The Daily Tay's Best Week Ever
First and formost I have to recognize
SNOW
.jpeg)
A huge snowstorm hit the midwest yesterday and according to Facebook 88% of you chose to celebrate the little snow holiday by either
a. making chili.
b. taking photos of your backyard.
or c. drinking heavily.
But 110% of you chose to Facebook about it in some way, shape, or form. And I love it.
How did people spread this relevant information pre FB?
Lincoln, Nebraska got hit so hard the National Weather Channel's own Jim Cantore showed
up to film the massive storm.
Here he is on TV yesterday enduring the worst of it.
That Jim is a brave man! I'd sure hate to be caught in all that... air.
And the next guy on my list having the best week ever is
this toddler.
Because this baby has proved once and for all he is the most annoying baby on a plane ever.
And if you've ever sat next to a baby on a plane, you know this is quite the accomplishment.
Ever since the beginning of time babies have been driving selfish childless people like myself absolutely bat shit crazy with their screaming and kicking antics.
Well this kid took it to such a level that the drunken man sitting next to him just said
enoughs enough
and up and slapped the little guy.
He just slapped him! Naturally, people all over are appalled by this man's antics.
But what I want to know is why was Jerry Sandusky allowed to be on a plane next to children?
*disclaimer: after travelling with Knox I no longer feel so coldly toward babies on planes.
They can't help it. So don't get all huffy next time, buy the kid's parent a drink instead.
If you're trying to lose weight for summer you're really going to love this next one.
According to my sources,
The Special K Diet
has never worked so good before.
Gives new meaning to the term sharding...
Special K is having a "voluntary recall" for all cereals and bars at the moment.
But don't worry, they'll give you a free voucher to get a new box.
You'll get a new box, but not a new stomach.
Sadly,
Lindsay Lohan is not having the best week ever.
She lost yet another lawsuit this week. This time to rapper, Pit Bull, regarding his lyrics
"I've got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan."
Freedom of speech won again, Lilo.
However when she heard the results she apparently just giggled and slurred,
"dogs can't sing!"
And her classy English twin just rolled her eyes once again.
You want to know the difference between you and I...
But of course the one thing that is truly having the best week ever
or I should say the best day ever, would be
Best friends,
who are like seriously best friends, and just love each other,
and like really really needed this night.
Do you want pizza?
Because today is National Margarita Day.
And I think we all know what this means.
Sloppy girls, drunken convos, spilled salsa,
basically all the makings for a great night.
If ever you needed an excuse to go get a round of margaritas with friends, you just got one.
It's cold outside but the tequila goes down hot.
Now I really want nachos.
Honorable mention this week also goes to Fergie and Josh's
Black Eyed Pea
growing inside of Fergie's sprayed-on abs!
Rumor is, if you listen real close to Fergie's belly you can actually hear the bass running running.
And running running.
And running running.
And running running.
Man, what a great week it has been.
Now I'm off to dress Harlow in his snow boots and go make some snow angels.
Have a wonderful weekend!
If you'd like to see photos of snow/chili/Harlow follow along on Instagram
@taylorgracewolfe
