For the first time in Bachelorette history,
it seemed as if Ryan was really going to talk Emily out of her decision to not give him the rose.
It was either that or beat her out of it.
I saw "the mean man" he spoke of earlier
wanting to escape.
He wanted to beat her for sure.
And I'm not going to pretend I didn't kind of want to see it.
10 Ten Things We Love About Ryan-
1. He calls himself "trouble."
2. He sometimes looks like a dashing young lesbian.
3. He rocks spaghetti tank tops like its nobody's business.
(and it isn't)
4. He told Emily she can't get fat.
5. His beard was most likely influenced by Seann William Scott circa 2003.
5. He wears suits that are lined with purple satin.
6. He approaches life with the "I just snorted 6 lines of cocaine" type of mentality.
7. He has a shirt that says "Got Tickets to the Neck Show?"
8. If you look closely at the lower indents in his beard they look a bit like the Texas Longhorn symbol.
(see photo below,)
9. He is apparently a CD cover model for Latino music.
10. He called Emily a servant.
Still lol'ing about that one.
That's it for tonight.
I stopped paying attention after ABC tried to make us all watch an animated movie
for 15 minutes.
They must be really hard up for cash if they're selling screen time
for full on advertising reasons.
Until next time, lead the life-
