We are just one week and a day away from one of the best holidays of the year. If you haven’t gotten your St. Patricks Day attire already I was just at Walgreens this morning and they have some real legit stuff. Green shamrock sweat shirts, leprechaun body t-shirts. Check it out, definitely worth the $9.
ABC's of St. Pat's
A- Always have a beer in hand. Preferably Guinness.
B- Beer. Beer. Beer. Don’t be that girl who orders a vodka soda on St. Pat’s.
C- Charge your phone before going out for a day of drinking. Is there anything worse than a dead phone before 4 pm?
D- Don’t mistake a crack head for a leprechaun. See video below.
E- Eventually all of those car bombs will catch up with you. Don’t keep saying “I’m like not even drunk yet.”
F- Forego the sauerkraut before a day of heavy drinking. Eat it after.
G- Go to Guinness, code: DAIL, pledge to party. It’s that easy.
H- How often does this holiday fall on a Saturday? Make the most of it.
I- If you see a rainbow, chase that shit down.
J- Just make sure you aren’t chasing said rainbow in the evening all alone, after a lot of Goldy shots.
K- Kiss nobody wearing a shirt that says “kiss me I’m Irish.”
L- Little green bows might sound like a good idea for a cute hairstyle, but they’re not.
M- Make the most out of this wonderful holiday.
N- Never try to swim in the Chicago River on this day. Or any day for that matter.
O- Once you break the seal it’s all downhill.
P- Patrick must have been one helluva saint. I bet the Catholic church hated (loved) him.
Q- Quit taking shots when you start to think the small ginger gentlemen next to you is “cute in a St. Patrick kind of way.”
R- Reserve the right to not update Facebook all day with check-in’s. You’re out, we get it.
S- Stop updating your status with how much fun you’re having. You’re out, we get it.
T- TGIF. Repeat it again and again. It’s finally here.
U- Understand that Guinness just wants to award you for being your fun self. (By giving you a trip to Dublin!)
V- Vary it up a bit. Try the Guinness Black Lager.
W- When in Rome, drink like the Irish.
X- Xrays aren’t cheap. So drink “responsibly.”
Y- You just have to have fun. Or at least look like you’re having fun so you can upload a Facebook photo.
Z- Zero tolerance for not celebrating in the name of Guinness.
Recap:
go to http://www.guinness.com/
Click "count me in" or "join party"
Fill out the info, it's not going to steal your identity I promise. I've already done it myself.
Enter code: DAIL
go to http://www.guinness.com/
Click "count me in" or "join party"
Fill out the info, it's not going to steal your identity I promise. I've already done it myself.
Enter code: DAIL
