On this day, 18 years ago, a star was born. An icon. An angel.
But, what if he hadn’t been born? Imagine a world without Bieber… I know, it’s hard. But what if 18 years and 9 months ago Justin’s Canadian mother hadn’t made the choices she did and the Biebs was never conceives? A world without Justin…
Would the color purple still even exist?
What about white leather jackets?
Would lesbians know how to style their hair?
Would teenage boys still wear their hair like lesbians?
What about the hair flip?
Would we know how to make a heart symbol with our fingers?
Would we know how to Dougie?
Would youtube still be here?
Would retro high tops be sold elsewhere than Journeys?
What about hooded-everythings?
Would 8 year old girls know how to Twitter?
Or would Louis Vuitton jean jackets be sold?
Would Usher be homeless?
Who would that ugly girl say impregnated her?
Would Willow Smith still whip her hair back and forth?
Would single mom’s still put videos of their children singing online?
What about lonely girls, who would care for them?
Would the Jonas Brothers still be famous?
Or Zac Efron not be gay?
Would Selena date Zach and Cody?
Would we even know of Selena?
Would we still be like baby, baby, baby, yeah?
Or would we say no instead?
And how would Mariah Carrey make a sad attempt at a come back?
Would people still do the peace sign?
Would plaid trucker hats ever have been invented?
Most disheartening of all, would people say never?
Luckily, none of this matters. The Biebs is here. And we're all Beliebers. I'm DFB (down for Biebs) Are you?
Happy Biebday.
