Tuesdays with Tiffany

I actually don’t even really know what football is.

Does anybody here like Zoey Deschanel?

I’m just really into jerseys.

Oh yea! I found my vasoline.

When the Bears lost the Super Bowl my dad was so mad, he shaved his head.

I can’t even look at that. I’m just so scared of sharks. (when looking at a photo of a shark.)

My favorite jersey I own is my white, kid sized Michael Jordan jersey.

Do you want to know how I curled my hair?

Don’t judge me, but he used to wear Affliction.

Highlighters are so cool. Who do you think invented them?

Do you think this is a fake out-of-office reply?

It just really bothers me that “good morning” isn’t one word.

Going to a Bulls game will change your life.

I think it’s inhumane to work out on Valentine’s Day. You’re supposed to sit home and cry.

Jk, I don’t even care about Valentine’s Day.

But… secretly I really love “love.”

Do you think Indian weddings smell like curry?

Lunch at MJ’s today! Whoop whoop, #23 in the house!

I just really love commas.