Hills edish.

So I miss one episode of The Hills and I come back to find K Cav has gone soft on me. Will someone tell me what in the hell happened in Costa Rica? Did someone slip her a sensitive pill or something? I think she cried like three times in this last episode. And who is the Brodester's new gf? Why is MTV holding out on us? I bet it's like Kim Kardashian and they're waiting to bring it out till the last episode because they know everyone will freak out since they are technically step bro and sis. That would be such a good one to end on. And wonder where Cav is "moving" to... I hope it's the Jersey Shore. I could see some serious clashing going on between her and Sammy Sweetheart. Speaking of stupid people, how about Casey when she asked Kristen, "so were you like mad Brody was ignoring you?" Gee, I dunno, Casey. Were you mad when you heard that The Hills is coming to an end and you're going to have to go back to your fake bartending job? Casey without Kristen is like Stephanie Pratt without alcohol-it just doesn't work. And Stephanie, if you're parents are as good as you claim how in the hell did they produce a creepo like Spencer? What went wrong there? Then again, Heidi's mom was able to raise a monster and also an alcoholic in the same house too, must be like a trade off, I guess. I don't have much more to say about an episode that had revolved way too much around Mother Goose Lo. So let's move on to another much more important aspect of TV: Jake vs Vienna interview. How does one go from being a pilot to trying to be some sort of D list Hollywood actor? Might I add, I first typed C list, and then immediately retyped D list. I might regret saying this, but I was kind of more on Dirty V's side after everything was said and done. Jake's nasty ass cheesy smile just convinced me more and more that he is such a closet wife beater. Their petty arguing back and fourth was just too much for me to handle. Are they really that hard up for cash that they agreed to talk about their one week old break up with Chris Harrison just to make a few bucks? And what's the status on Mr. Harrison? How does a grown man wake up in the morning and think "well, tonight I get to host a fake conversation with Jake and Vienna about their fake relationship and the dog that broke them up." Playing pretend talk show got old after middle school. Jake, Vienna, Vienna's dog, your time is up. Get over it. Move on and move out, or at the very least move on to ABC's new hit the Bachelor Pad!!!