Still on vacation.

Well I'm not sure what day of vacation I'm on at this point. It could be day 4 or day 14, I have lost count due to the food and beverage comas I seem to slip into every night. After we left Carmel a few days ago we landed in San Fran and chose to see the city the Asian way (driving by landmarks snapping photos from the car. ) We saw all the major spots in under 2 hours, quite an accomplishment considering last spring it took Chris and I four days to do all of this. We stopped the car only when absolutely necessary for a few photo ops, no one wants to look at a FB album of strictly scenery. Although I am disappointed that due to the shady weather I have not been able to capture that new bikini profile pic I've been hoping for. After San Fran came Napa. We quickly learned that the town of Napa shuts down around 7 pm and only a few bars remain open to the public. We stumbled into a local joint,seemed nice enough. But right around ten when karaoke began all the creepy Napoians started to crawl out of the woodwork to showcase their voices. Cowboys and goths and lezys oh my! It was scarring. We went from hearing Marilyn Manson scream "would you bite the hand that feeds you," to Crystal the Filipino he/she sing a very provocative rendition of Alanis Morrisette's " you otta know." I will never be able to listen to that song again thanks to Crystal's lezbianoic actions. Crystal was def the hot shot of her group, she went from girl to girl just teasing them all with her dyke spike hairdo. She's going to break a lot of hearts that's for sure.
And now at the end of the trip I find myself back in picturesque Carmel for the final round of the Open. The weather has caused me to briefly leave the tournament for a much needed latte/coffee cake break. Thanks to the mass binging I have been doing on this trip I start to get cranky if I don't eat a sugary dessert or salty bag of something every couple of hours. I need to head back in soon though to give Phil a pump up talk and I also want to have a drink with my old pal Mark Wahlberg before he has to jet. I've been meaning to ask him a few questions regarding the upcoming season of Entourage. One more day here and then it's back to KC where I am going to have a tough week ahead of me. In order to reach the tan I need before the 4th I will have to put in overtime at the pool. I'm talking 10-4 sun time everyday until then. Ugh it's gona be a long week. Talk about needing a vacation after a vacation.