He only smokes when he breast feeds.

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past few weeks you've probably had to have caught a glimpse of a very pretty popular video circuiting the news stations. I am talking about the video of a two year child that smokes about two packs a day. The baby in the video is a chubby Asian baby, obviously filmed in another country because America just isn't cool enough to allow like this. For the most part the baby boy is just chilling in his diapers smoking, but there are also a few clips of him smoking it what appears to be a leather jacket- weirdly enough he pulls it off. The clip kinda reminds me of when you see an old person slip and fall in an grocery store, you know that it's not funny and pretty sad, but for some reason you just want to giggle, anyway. You just don't know if this video is one of the worst things you have seen, or perhaps the coolest. I mean this kid is clearly an experienced smoker. He does tricks with the ciggs,twirls it between his fingers and he blows absolutely perfect smoke rings. If I were a cigg company I would be grabbing onto this kid faster than I grabbed the camel. Talk about a poster child for ciggs. The only downfall is that he is awfully overweight, and ciggs have traditionally had the rep to make one skinny. His parents say he prefers a cigg after every meal, and looking at his weight you can see how that must really start to add up. Go figure, Americans are just up in arms about this video once they caught wind of it. But let's be realistic, you can't just expect this little Pudger to quit cold turkey. His parents will have to ease him out of the habit. Cut the ciggs after each meal, try an old fashioned bottle instead, and then maybe only allow him a cigg or two when he drinks like everybody else.
Well tomorrow Chris and I are stepping into a time warp and have decided to take a train to Chicago for the weekend. We're even staying in one of the oldest Chicago hotels, just to ensure we are really living like the good ol days. Should be a good time. Don't worry, I'll make sure to update my FB status every hour to let the FB world know exactly what I am doing and how much fun I am having. I would hate for people I have never met to know not know where I am eating lunch or how hot it is in Chicago or something along those lines. And if I really feel like spoiling the FB world I might even drop a few mobile uploads of cool things I see and do, or even just a photo I take of myself looking very cute and pouty. I'm just gonna play it be ear.