So I enjoyed watching the Oscars last night. For like twenty minutes, I mean, then I got bored. But, in the beginning I really enjoyed seeing all the actors on the red carpet and how they were dressed. My favs were no one surprising, Meryl and Sandra and Cameron, all wearing beautiful gowns. And of course Gabourey Sidibe, star of Precious, looked stunning in the blue Duvet cover she was wearing. Okkkk, that was slightly inappropriate, but I couldn't resist. Speaking of inappropriate, I saw today on Entertainment tonight an interviewer had the audacity to ask Sidibe what "her guilty snack pleasure is." I dunno? Maybe a cow? But seriously, why on earth would you ask a morbidly obese person what their guilty pleasure is, what kind of answer are you looking for? That is like asking an Olsen twin what their favorite pre Red Carpet eating disorder is. It's just uncomfortable. Well Sidibe answers "a #3 from Chic-Filet, I can't wait to go get one after tonight." Because we can all assume she hasn't eaten in days...
On another note, I thought Miley looked pretty good. Sounded like an idiot, but looked good, never the less. Speaking of Miley, I've been thinking a lot lately how incredibly much my life is like Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus. I don't change wigs though, I change jackets. Like I can go from wearing a chef's jacket speaking in a culinary class, then I go to my car, throw off the chef coat and put on a blazer and scarf and BOOM I'm ready to speak in a fashion class. Most people don't even know the double life I'm living. I just hope that I won't ever have to deal with the kind of screaming fans Hannah has had to deal with on occasion.
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