Allie? Like I said, touche Allie. Touche.

Allie: The new Bachelorette. Well, if this isn't just a big shocker. I hate to say it, but I saw this coming. I said the moment Allie left the Bachelor that it was merely a part of something bigger. I knew she was scheming something, I said her Grandma was probably in on it, somehow, as well. Well I'll be damned the truth is out. So what about that super job of your's Allie? They wouldn't let you have just a few more days off but now they're suddenly willing to give you like 6 months off? Or did you quit? Did you quit your superhero job which was so important you were willing to leave Jake for? You know what, I'm gona bet there wasn't even a job in the first place. Well Allie- congrats, you just sold your soul to the ABC devil. They own you now, I hope you know that. I'm not sure if I'm so angry at you because of your sneakiness, or because of your brilliantness. Soon it's going to come out that Roz is somehow in on this, as well. This whole season was a conspiracy of sorts. I just feel cheated, like I've wasted every Monday for the past 2 months of my life watching lies. All lies. Well I'm just going to go ahead a mention the big elephant in the room no one wants to bring up, and that is the fact that every girl (Tenley and Vienna) both seemed to drop a few lbs since taping, except Allie. Bachelorette or not, if you're going to be a regular on television you need to start working on the eating disorder, if you want to appear simply thin on TV, you gotta be at least 10-15lbs underweight. We don't want another Dayanna situation on our hands.