Teen Mom
Today I found myself back in the great town that is known as Council Bluffington. But I wasn't at just any highschool, I happened to be at the very high school Farrah attended last year. Farrah (one of the many classy young girls on MTV's Teen Mom) walked the very halls I found myself walking today. It was quite the feeling, everywhere I looked I couldn't help but think, Farrah was here, in this very place, she ate in the lunch room I walked by full of jersey clad WT boys and Baby Phat girls, she probably spent many hours in the nurse's office I had to pass in order to get to the FACs room . If only I had pretended to graduate college just a year earlier I could have taught culinary to Farrah's class!! Culinary Arts in one of her many passions. I was walking among her former classmates, and am pretty sure I saw the teacher responsible for Farrah's presence on 16 and Pregnant, well I'm not implying it was a teacher, I'm just saying there has got to be a reason her baby daddy is never mentioned, and a certain History teacher looked a lot like baby Sophia... Anyway, as I was lost in my dream of meeting Farrah I didn't realise I had stupidly began to pull my cooler down a large set of stairs, next thing I know the lid flys off and I lose grip of the handle and my cooler proceeds to roll down the stairs (on it's side) spilling out lettuce and cucumbers and Roma tomatoes and Feta cheese everywhere. It was pretty awful. I tried to gather it all together as quickly as I could and retreat into the safety of the FACs room. But as soon as I busted through the doorway I realised I had just walked into an even worse situation. Teachers on lunch break. Small talk, small talk, fake laugh, small talk, fake laugh, pretend to look through bag, and more small talk-I'd do anything to escape this ..... I'm usually so good at avoiding this awkward situation, but after the commotion of the cooler spill I foolishly entered without even glancing through the small window to make myself aware of my surroudings. Foolishness. Pure foolishness.
