Is it weird I want to trade places with you? You’re one lucky ass bitch, you know that, right? Do you realize you’re already “better” than like 98% of the world? You will wear finer clothes than I could ever dream of, even on my wedding day. Your wedding day will be better than my wedding day. You might not even have a wedding day, but it will still be better.
Can you grasp the fact that your hair gets combed by a princess? Granted Princess Kate won’t have time to do it every day, but I’m sure she’ll do it once in awhile, she just strikes me as that type. And when she doesn’t have time I’m sure her stylist will. You are so lucky.
Enjoy it, little one. Life doesn’t get much better than living as a royal dog. You get to sit on Prince William’s lap. How many people can say that? As for Harry, well yeah, you’re probably not the first curly little thing who sits on command and will do anything for a treat to be on that lap. But William and Kate, definitely. You get it girl.
I bet you eat peanut butter crusted with gold. Or Kate's hair. Either is pretty cool.
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