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Let's take a moment to reflect back on some of the lesser known awards given out at the 2012 Academy Awards. Congrats to everyone. What a wonderful night it was!

Best (worst) Hair that Matches Friend's Dress Award:
Sarah Hyland & Kelly Osborne!

One Mustache Away From Being Hitler Award:
Rooney Mara!

























Scariest New Face Award:
(this was a particularly close race) Melanie Griffith!

Cutest Hair Style Channeling the 90's:

Cameron Diaz!

Hottest Straight (Secretly Gay so Dating a Pretty Blonde) Couple:

TIE! George and Stacy & Ryan and Julianne!

Cutest Little Boy in a Dress:

Michelle Williams!

I'm Usually Really Pretty But Kind of Dropped the Ball Trying to Look Cool Award:

Emma Stone!

Best Pinterest Bun:

Jennifer Lopez!

Best Look Inspired by a Disney Movie:

Rooney Mara again!

I Can't Break out of My ABC Family Wardrobe Award:

Shailene Woodley!

I'm Not on E! But Still Pretend to Host a Pre Show Award:

Robin who?

I Got Too Drunk to Do My Hair Award:

Kristen Wiig

Most Remembered Award:

The Creepy Audio Sounds Coming Through All Night

Hands Down Best Moment of the Night:

Sacha dumps ashes on Ryan! 

And that's my recap. One of these days I'll be at the Oscars. Not sure how, or what for, but it's going to happen. (www.seatfillers.com)

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