Hey Facebook Girl hey!
Happy Thursday! Sure I can look forward to a "ready to get my drank on" status update from you today. Me too sister, me too! It's been a helluva week.
So how have things been going for you? (as if I don't know.) Still having boy problems? Nbd. You're gorge, you'll find Mr. Right the moment you stop looking, at least that's what your inspirational quote said last week. And in the meantime what's wrong with Mr. Right Now, do you hear me soul sister? Hells. Let's see, you still have killer fashion sense, obvi! Whoever said tight mini dresses and stripper heels were whorish in the winter is probably still working at J Crew or something. Lameo!!! Hair? Check. No one has ever made the zebra stripe look as good as you do. Hot bod? Check and check. All is good in the Facebook world.
Speaking of, what do you think of the new timeline? I figured if I should ask anyone it would be you. Like it? Love it? Gotta have it? I guess it's cool to look at a photo that big of yourself, right? Pouty lips have never looked as good as they do in a Cover photo. Gotta be more careful about showing that right arm extended holding the camera, that might be the only downside. Of course that's what self timers are for. Hard to use a self timer in a car photo though, at least I'm yet to figure out how to... I wish Zucky could come up for something like that.
Who do you think would be more excited to meet Mark Zuckerberg, you or I? I mean we both love our Facebooky, no question there. And we're both totes using it to boost our careers (me as a writer) you as a model/photographer/life guru/relationship consultant/speed dater/fashionista/douche magnet/inspirational speaker/thug/professional flirt/minister/poutylip poser/baker/designer/rapper/princess/ fairy/ okay that's all I've got. Or maybe you wouldn't even care to meet Zuckers because he'd probs just hit on you like every other Fb loser. Like I always say, it's a douche eat douche world out there.
Just about time to take on the day. Let's make it a good one, hope you get tons of comments today. I heard you don't even get out of bed for under 15 "likes." Is that true? You're so lucky, my only hope ever is Shardle Earl Hardle. A day without a comment might as well not even be considered a day.
Keep it real girlfriend, you always never do.
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