Toot toot.

Wait, what's that noise I hear? Toot toot. Oh duh! It's me tooting my own horn. So yeah, two days ago I received the news that I had been waiting to hear for quite a while that I was accepted into a screenwriting conference in Southampton, New York this summer. And so what did I do next? I did what every normal Facebook Girl does, I posted it as my status. I don't know if it was because it was my birthday and I was all alone, or if I was just that excited, or if it had something to do with the fact that no one would answer my phone call. But for whatever I reason I felt the need to be extra boastful and post my good news. Minutes after doing it I regretted it. Not that I didn't appreciate all of the well wishes because I obviously did, I just felt so Facebook Girly is all. Like was it really necessary for me to post that? Probably not, but such is the case with 99.9% of the statuses on FB so I might as well accept and embrace that I was just too darn excited to keep my good news to myself. Such is Fb life. At least I didn't post that I also received a scholarship along with my acceptance. What's that you say? A scholarship?! I sure did. My very first scholarship of my life. After I didn't get the Northern Hills Elementary scholarship I applied for so many years ago I stopped applying. It's pretty crushing to the self esteem when your own elementary school doesn't have enough faith in you to give you a few bucks for college so I decided to spare myself the rejection and stop from there. Until a few months ago when I decided to roll the dice and tell the good people of New York why I deserved a scholarship to their writing colony so I could learn how to write better screenplays and be able to represent the young writers of Nebraska. And to my surprise they chose me! So now I get to further my education under the guidance of the writers from the film "Boys Don't Cry." Remember that movie? It stars a young gender confused Hilary Swank filmed in Nebraska circa 1999. She won an Oscar. Nbd. So if all goes according to plan I'll make some good connections this summer, sell my first screenplay, it was obviously be a hit and then I will get paid to write movies for the rest of my life. I'll just have to keep my fingers crossed and my Fb statuses up to date.

But enough about me. Let's talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger and how much he has let our country down. He was supposed to be a hero, a terminator, a governor at the very least. Not a two timing father of a love child with their Mexican housekeeper! "I not a Mexican!" Excuse me, I meant El Salvadorian. But how despicable. I used to write fan letters to this man. And who cheats on Maria Shriver? She was a Kennedy for God's sake. A Kennedy! It's just sad to me. If the Schwarzenegger can't even resist the temptation of an overweight Hispanic housekeeper who can? I bet rich white women all over California are re thinking their help right about now.

We're under four days away from Saturday. The Kool Aid is officially being brewed...