The Hills... Finale?

So it was all on a set? No. I don't believe it. I literally had to rewind the last five seconds of the episode like five times just to fully comprehend everything. I don't know what kind of voo doo mind games MTV is trying to play on us but I don't like it. Initially, it was all about claiming the Hills was real, then it was only a little fake, and then they decided to just completely pull the curtain and claim everything took place at like a studio or something? Are you telling me K Cav's cute house I always raved about was actually just a set, no different from SJP's apartment in Sex and the City? I think this is MTV's way of trying to pull a fast one on the viewers, as if to say "gotcha! it was all a big joke." We all know the Hills is fake, that has never been the question, but to what degree? The thing that makes me wonder is how we often see photos/clips by the paparazzi of the Kardashians filming around town, or even clips of real shows filming like Gossip Girl in NYC, isn't it a little strange we never saw photos in US or People of Lo and Audrina lunching? Or Brody and the guys playing golf? I don't know what to believe. I'm glad it's done. I don't appreciate being jacked around. So does this mean that the Hills kids are awful actors, or exceptional? If Audrina was cast as "pretty numb girl," she nailed it. She needs an Emmy. To clarify, I did mean "numb," not dumb. Kim once described a girl as "numb to the world," I felt this applied to Aud, as well. More confusion, Kim Ruud, not Kim K, I don't want to confuse my celeb friends with my real life friends now. And what about Steph? Is she actually a Julia Roberts in the making? My mind is spinning I just keep going back and fourth. And what about Spencer and Heidi? Did MTV kill them? I really think they might have because they are no where. I feel like MTV has a secret island where they ship off all of their cast away faux celebs like Kurt Loder and Carson Daly and Talon and Frankie. But as hard as MTV tried to make the last episode all sad and emotional I just found it difficult to find any sympathy for these kids and the fact that they were all at that point in their life where they didn't know what to do. Welcome to the club, assholes. The only difference here is that you're joining the club with wealth and fame- something the rest of us are still trying to attain. I don't even really want fame, I would def just settle for wealth. But you know what, in that matter, you're not even in the club. You can all go on living in Malibu making money doing absolutely nothing if you play your cards right, hell even if you don't play them right life will probably continue to smooth sail for all of you. So enough with the "quarter life crisis" shit. What's the crisis about? You didn't envision your life living in the hills of L.A. in a mansion getting paid to play out fake convos and fights? Well follow in LC's steps. Go write a book, call it LA Cookies, or LA Brownies. It will sell. And this is when I know it's time to cut it off, when I start ranting about LC's "books." I nearly ripped Chris' head of yesterday when he asked me what was wrong with her books. I am sure they're great. Very insightful and exciting, just like her.