Welcome to Ontario where the players play...

I always feel like there is a surplus of great songs when the weather starts to get nice out. Chris makes fun of me for it, but I don't care what he says, I really like that song called "Bedrock" right now. It makes me want to go out, and have drinks, and just celebrate the thug that I am. I'm still unsure what to make of Justin Bieber's, "Baby." I think I like it, and I think he is just cute as a button- but does anyone else find it a bit odd that Ludacris is like his singing partner in the song? I mean on one side we have this really ghetto black guy famous for songs like "Move Bitch" and "Pimpin All Over the World," and he is collaborating with this little baby face white boy who could easily pass for a butch little girl, in which people would still say "oh what a cute little dyke." Something just doesn't seem right to me. What do they do when their done recording I wonder? Do they just kick it over Jones Soda and fatties? I sure hope not. Luda better not rub his bad behavior off on little Justine because I will be pissed. Next thing you know Biebs is gona be singing about his hos in different area codes, he'll be doing a remix to Luda's "Welcome to Atlanta," although I just don't think "Welcome to Ontario," will be nearly as catchy. This duo just really opens the door for pairings of all sorts. I sure wouldn't mind seeing Tess Pretty Wild team up with Josiah or Jebidiah Duggar. I shouldn't even kid about that though, the simple thought makes me want puke. I just really dis like those Pretty Wild girls. I think their goal is just to see how many times they can change clothes in front of the cameras and show off their blurred boobies. And stop saying "and so it is" because you want it to become a new, hot phrase. It really saddens me that Chelsea Handler is a producer behind this show. These girls seem to represent everything that she is against, at least that is what I thought. I am starting to question my feelings toward Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang lately. Then again, I might still be just a little bitter regarding the fact that the number from which "her people" called me from never seems to get answered when I call- I mean if I were ever to call it....