Fritzy

I'm not having with drawls from college. I'm truly not. It was just stupid Tyeler's FB status about missing college that prompted me to think about the good ol days is all. So then that made me get out my Theta Senior Will book, but this was only by chance, I was actually looking for a work manual I needed to look over and the Theta book happened to fall on the floor... Okay, clearly that's a lie, I just couldn't decide which sounded less pathetic- I'm still not sure. So anyway next thing I know I am reading through the whole stupid book laughing out look at certain college memories that are mentioned. I've mentioned before how I especially love memories because they always are way better than the actual event. I like it how I reflect back on only the crazy and hilarious nights of college and have chosen to block out the crazy and hilarious nights that ended up in tears and mass amounts of binge eating. Oh hell, who I am kidding, I didn't block out those binges. I couldn't if I wanted to. And for the most part I don't want to. But I'm pretty sure house mom Fritz would like to block out my binges. Poor old Sandra walking into the kitchen early Friday mornings only to find it completely destroyed with Lucky Charms all over the floor, shredded cheese and salsa covering the counters, and most likely some form of beans dripping down the fridge. Yah, old Fritzy didn't care too much for my antics. But what did she expect is what I would like to know. If you make comments towards girls all day like "you're going to eat that much" or "I would never eat that, it's so fattening," well say stuff like that but don't be surprised when girls have to sneak into the kitch at night to eat. It is what it is. I owe many great nights to Wergin and the fact she kept the kitchen key in a spot where all could find. I would like to break in just one more time, for old times sake, but I have a feeling Sandy wouldn't quite see the nostalgia of the situation and might actually call the police on me for breaking and entering.