Bachelor Edition #5

This last episode didn't give me much to digest. I guess I am kinda sad Corey is gone, but I think to make up for her place the cameras will just have to film a blank wall for a few minutes and that will probably make up for the lost excitement she added to the show. So let me ponder who is left, Vienna, Gia, Tyn, and Ali. Oh what a mix. Gia is definitely the odd ball of the group. I am assuming Jake left her because he couldn't have only blondes remain. I guess I don't understand why he just doesn't keep all of them. And then they could start a new cast of Big Love, I'd prob watch. Although Jake would have to man up he was going to have four wives, no more girly turtle necks, which not too mention he was wearing when all of the girls were wearing tank tops? And he was in California for Gods sake, its not like it could have been that cold. Pilot Jakey must just get cold pretty easily. Now I'll touch briefly on Vienna, I don't want to be catty about her, buttttt she's pretty much ass ugly. And will you stop referring to Jake as your boyfriend? Because he's not. I can't help but wonder if Jake likes her because she looks a lot like a drag queeny. Then again let's be realistic, I'm sure it's like the producer telling Jake he has to keep her around because everyone loves to hate her so that makes for good tv. I mean I am running out of any other reasons as to why she is still on. I am still convinced Ali is a Grade A crazy and would be the type to slash tires and break windows, Gia is pretty much just confused most of the time and chooses to hide it by constantly flipping her hair and making sure she is always talking with that lithhle lithsp of herths that sounds oh so cute. Tynley will be the one he chooses, and then they will live happily ever after living in Florida where they work at Disney World playing the characters of Cinderella and the prince. It will be great. And then we can all move on, hopefully to the next season. And I have a pretty good feeling about 2011's new Bachelor. John Gosselin. I can just seem him now in all his tiger sparkly Ed Hardy gear at the rose ceremonies. Now that will be a great season to watch, especially when he sees a really hot young girl out one night when he is already on a date with the girls from the show and the cameras catch him hitting on the new girl, who then turns around and John finds out its actually Maddy his teenage daughter! Oh yes, that will be a good show. Until then, I'll just keep watching little girly Jakey blush and giggle and say "so how you doin" before he starts every convo with every girl THIS SEASON ON THE BACHELOR.