He's back.

So just when I was feeling comfortable enough to sleep in my bed without my bible or my mase the damn KC raper struck again. He got two girls last weekend! Eeeeek. But, I found the descriptions the women gave of the man to be a little odd, however. They described him to have a very deep and smooth voice. I was waiting for them to say he was incredibly handsome and gentle and asked the victims repeatedly if they would like him to stop... Ok thats insensitive, but I just feel like describing a raper's voice as very smooth is not exactly the first word I would think of. But luckily, I have never been in that situation. So anywho, it's back to sleeping with my mase everynight, and perhaps keeping loose marbles all over the floor right near my window so when the intruder breaks in he will slip on the marbles and then a jar of glue will cover him and then a bag of feathers.
So my high school career just hasn't been going too hot lately. I was going the bathroom today and some smart ass kid turned the lights off in the girls restroom. And it was then as I sat in the dark I wondered what in the hell I am doing with my life. It just put me in a really pissy mood. No pun intended... I just need to think of a really great internet business and get rich real fast. Or I need to break my way into Reality TV somehow. Maybe I should try out for Season 2 of Jersey Shore. My name could be Twix or something, or Twickers.