Mizzzzzouuusuckass

I knew this week was going to be rough. Remember how I said I get told that I look like people a lot? Well today I heard one that I havn't heard before, and hope to God that I never hear again. In the middle of my presentation a girl in the front row just suddenly blurts out,
"You know who you look like?"
Megan Fox is naturally who I assumed she was going to say.
"You look like Drew Barreymore."
Well I didn't expect that one. What is one supposed to respond to such a comment?
"Oh really? That's funny." Is basically the only thing that I could come up with. I think it's because my fat has gotten fat. Note to self: Get eating disorder ASAP.
In the next class there are these two jack ass boys in the back not paying any attention to me, but are instead talking pretty loudly to each other. Half way through my speel about picking a college that is right for you, and how you can get paid to do what you love, I just can't take it anymore.
"Hey you two, why aren't you paying attention? Do you already have a college chosen for next year?"
"Ya, I'm going to KU." boy number one says.
"Oh well that's good, better than Mizzou," I reply, in a very nice and comical tone I must add.
"Ya right, Mizzou is my school." boy number two says in that high school smart ass tone.
"Ohhh we can't be friends then, I'm from Nebraska." Mind you I am basically being nice at this point, I really am.
"You are? I loved watching you guys lose this weekend, it was great." At which point I end the convo before I start to say something I regret and possibly never get invited back to speak at the high school again due to the fact I started a fight with a 17year old boy regarding college football. I just genuinely dislike Missouri fans. I think they're classless and trashy. There I said it. I feel better now, even if I look like Drew Barreymore.