What the Sandusky is going on?!

Today’s been a Sandusky kinda day. A little bit dreary and gray, a little bit molester and abusive. Am I the only creepo who read the entire grand court testimony? I hope so. Because after reading that I’m nervous I might have to register myself somewhere as a child molester because that shit was explicit. Yikes. I don’t even know what to say, besides the fact that Sandusky should be locked away in a prison where big scary men can Sandusky the shit out of him for the next ten years. See how he likes it. And how dare the students at Penn State actually riot and be angry their head coach was fired. Paterno knew the kind of Sanduskys that were going on right under his nose for over ten years and yet he did nothing. Disgusting. He is as guilty of Sanduskying as Sandusky is, if you ask me. The worst part is that all of this Sanduskying was going on in public places. The locker room, the shower, the wresting room, Sandusky was Sanduskying all over the walls and floor of that University. What the Sandusky was Penn State thinking? They’d just let Sandusky, Sandusky the hell out of these innocent little boys because they didn’t want to deal with it? Or they didn’t want the controversy? What was it? What was worth torturing the lives of so many young children not only then, but most definitely into their adult lives as well. It’s just awful, really pisses the Sandusky out of me.

The second part of this story which is yet to break- officially. And I’ll be the first to say I hope to the good non-child molesting Lord (sorry Father Mark, I know you have your own opinions on this one) it’s not true. Rumor on the Sandusky street is that Sandusky was pimping out other young boys in his little child porn club to an array of old perverts at Penn State, some might also refer to them as “high rolling alumni.” I call them “high rolling Sanduskyers.” This would just be too much, the straw that broke the old man’s sack. I just hope Liam Neeson doesn’t get wind of this. Because believe you me, he’ll bust in that little sex circle in no time and Sandusky the hell out of those perverts until they truly understand the meaning of the word Sandusky. “Good luck,” perverts. Good luck.

I don't know. I just can't think about it anymore, it's so sickening it makes me Sandusky for a drink. I just hope the Huskers can play a good game on Saturday and show Penn State the right way to do things. Without a coaching staff who supports Sanduskying. So GBR. Let's win this not only for Husker fans, but also for every person affected by Sandusky Sanduskying his sick self around that Sandusky campus.