Touche Taylor, touche.

Taylor Martinez was the number one person googled last night between 7-9 p.m. I am totally jeal. I am yet to hold that position. I would just really like to know what he was up to last night. If you’re gonna tell me he wasn’t on FB obsessing about what every single knowledgeable football fan(like myself) was posting I simply won’t believe it. Like I said, QB’s are attention whores. Last night was probably one of the best nights of his life. He obviously has a really good publicist, because I think by now we are all starting to figure out that’s exactly what this was- some sort of publicity stunt. Since I've been talking about Crouch lately I'll reference him again and the infamous publicity stunt that landed him the spot of starting QB. Anyone recall the "child" Crouch claimed to have? Ya, puhlease, kinda ironic how we only saw that child when it was convenient for photographs, but it got people talking. Football players don't have kids, that's just silly. So it seems Tay's stunt has worked, as well. I mean I’ve never read more articles about Martinez than I did last night, and what do I care? I don’t. But last night I did. Sure, I want the Huskers to be good and it would suck if Taylor left at such a young age, but we would recover. We always do. I just wonder why exactly this publicity stunt was planned, at this specific time? Like celebs typically break up or get busted with drugs right before their new movie comes out. So what is the real news Martinez is setting us up for? I’ll have to ponder this one for a while…

Today is a stupid Monday, as usual. On my way to a dirty high school I got stalled in stand still traffic because of a bad car accident. As I got closer I saw one very smashed car and two very dead cows in the middle of the road. Eeeek. It kind of reminded me of a riddle, how does one small car kill two fat cows? Not funny though, hitting a cow is a serious thing. You don't see a whole lot of "why did the cow cross the road" jokes. Because they don't. Anyway, numerous slow drivers later, I finally got to the school and then had to fight the crazy teens trying to make it before first bell. With my head down, I rolled my luggage through the smelly cliques into the culinary room. I just wasn’t in the mood today, more so than normal. My throat hurts, I didn’t sleep well and I’m just antsy to go on vacay. So when the Pledge of Allegiance began and half of the kids didn’t stand I almost went Pelini on the class. This is something that just really, like really pisses me off. I’m not Patty Patriotic or anything, but I find this to be incredibly rude and offensive. We have a diverse country, that’s great, we let anyone in, whatever I’m fine, but when certain people don’t feel affiliated enough with our country to not show any sign of respect to our flag, well then I think they can kindly take themselves right the hell out of Amurica. Back in my day we were not only forced to stand and salute but we also sang America the Beautiful right after, and then we even ended with a prayer. It was a great way to start the day. In a public American school I think students should have to stand for the flag, at the very least, maybe they don’t have to say the Allegiance- but how hard is it to stand up for 45 seconds? I know I get weirdly upset about this, but it’s just one of those things. Now I’m all riled up again. This day needs to be over like now. There just seems to be a lot of angst floating around... Weather changing does weird things to people. Has anyone else noticed any weird situations happening, lately, or today, or on Facebook? Ya, me neither I guess. Happy Thanksgiving week.