To update, or not to update?

Well Cabo Trip 2009 is just about underway. Everything was all a buzz tonight at Jade's house as we ran our last minute vacation errands. First it was pedis, then sun screen at Walgreens, plane snacks and sunglasses at Target and then a last minute run to No Frills Supermarket so Jade could cash her in nickels and dimes she's been collecting. She was hoping for $100 in coins, Coin Star only counted $28, needless to say Jade never won the "guess how many jelly beans are in the jar" game when she was little. But it was standard pre vacation hectic-ness around here. I just hope we don't forget Kevin again. Man what that an annoying mess. So for the next 7 days my daily agenda will consist of laying out, drinking frozen drinks and eating an endless supply of chips and salsa. I'm quite looking forward to it. My biggest decision at this point is whether or not to do a fb vacation status. You know I could do something simple like, "Cabo Woo Hoo!" Or perhaps, "Margaritas and Warm weather here I come," no, that's just not me. Maybe I should quickly take a picture of myself in the bathroom mirror with a really cute pouty face, dressed in a tight tank top and little boxers and put my status as, "Bikinis, tequilla and sun!Who wants to join? Mexico 09!!!" Yes I could do that one, but then I would have to proceed to beat myself with a brick out of self hate. But seriously now, I love fb status updates. I risk my life on a daily basis reading them while I drive. I have a few people that I always can count on to provide me with entertaining updates. I've been toying with the idea of including my fav fb updates for the day to share with all of you. I won't include names, but here are some that I liked from today.

"Wants to do know what I did wrong? Why can't things go back to the way they were? I loved her so much, why can't she just give me the chance I deserve?"

Well for starters you post shit like this on your profile.

"Class, library, work out, tanning, DRINK! It's a busy life, but I love it!"

Thanks for the play by play. We were all dying to know that.

"Wants to know why there are so many haters- some girls must be real bored if all they have to talk about is me and my biz!"

Well, when you use terms like "haters" and "biz" what do you expect?

"Having a tickle party in my room, anyone care to come?"

Do I even need to respond to this one?
If you know one of these posters, or might even be one of them, please do not take offense. I admire you really and your complete lack of self dignity.