Dropping the kids off at the pool.

I've learned pretty quickly that the office ladies in high schools suck. They're all basically rude, power stricken, chubby women. Everytime I enter a school I have to check in at the office to sign in and get my nice little visitor badge. God forbid I ever forget to do this. Now call me crazy, but I would think the chef coat and red cooler I am pulling might be an indication that I'm not exactly a "threat" walking around a high school even without a stickey badge with the word "VISITOR" across the front. I mean seriously I'm either pulling a kidney in the cooler or food, wtf do they think it's some sort of weird bomb?
On another note, I'm watching "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC and this specific case involves a girl who thought she was severly constipated but it turns out she was pregnant. She sat down to, how shall I say, "relieve her servere constipation," and after grunting and pushing she finally felt a "pop" as she described it.
"I felt better so I stood up and was going to go to bed." Her exact words.
She stood up and then noticed she was connected to whatever in the hell had just come out of her and was now in the toilet. This makes me wonder what in the hell this girl's normal bowel movements are like that she could actually confuse giving birth with going number two. I mean seriously now, talk about IBS. This girl puts a whole new meaning in the phrase "dropping the kids off at the pool."
Finally, she goes to the hospital and the doctor said that "they are just worried about the health of the baby regarding the fact it was born in a toilet." Ya, what about the health issues surrounding the fact that the child's mother was so fat and stupid she didn't even notice she was growing another human inside of her. God only knows the kind of shit this girl drank/ate/snorted/ate/smoked/ate during the past nine months. But I should stop being so judgemental. This situtation really could have happened to anyone. On meth.