Back to reality.

I do this annoying thing whenver I get home from a vacation where I can't help but think "last week at this time I was doing...." And my mind constantly goes back to the vacation and I get all bummed out thinking about how just a short time ago I was laying by the pool drinking a pina colada. Ugh depressing. Even more depressing is the fact that I forced myself to join a gym the day I got back to Kansas City due to the fact I thought it was the best idea to order refried beans with literally every meal, and I ususally had about five meals a day. It's not a good sign when leggins fit too tight and leave imprints on where a waist should be. So I joined Lifetime yesterday. I took the tour and got very excited about everything, I had to go home to let Izzy out but I assured the man who showed me around that I would be back later to work out... Well then I just got too comfortable on the couch and it was cold and my ipod was low on battery so it just didn't work out.But I went today. I was kind of nervous because the only gyms I have ever been to were the Rec and the Norfolk YMCA. And Liftime looked nothing like the two. I started with the tread mill, but then my towel fell off and tripped me so I got embarrassed and moved to the free weights. Too many guys on free weights so I went to the core building area. I watched the other girls around me and tried to copy some of the lifts they were doing. One girl was doing those step up things on a tall box, so I thought I would try doing those too. There were no more sturdy boxes so I figured a stabilty ball with a flat bottom and rounded top would work just as well. It didn't. On my first step up I rolled my ankle and fell off. A personal training was watching and told me I should be careful and just stick to the floor. About this time I decided my work out was done. I got tempted to sit in the steam sauna but there was a sign on the door that said one must be wearing either a swim suit or a towel. So did that mean no work out clothes? Or was the sign simply for those wrinkly old women who liked to sit ass naked? I thought about sitting in my bra and underwear with a towel but I got too shy and said screw it. As I was heading out I noticed the cafe smelled delicious. Just a little browse through couldn't hurt. Next thing I know I'm walking out with a big smoothie. Those damn Lifetime people are smart to put the food right on the way out. I bet my smoothie cancelled out my entire "work out." I think tomorrow I might try a rock climbing class. Or perhaps join a raquet ball league.