And Then There Were None.

The home games have officially reached their conclusion. Thank God. I am Huskerd out. I went to more games this year than I have ever gone to in my life, and when I say "went to" I mean tailgated for. I only attendeed one game, but I tailgated for all. Kinda ironic that the year I moved away I went to the most games. Although most people don't even know that I don't live in Lincoln anymore. So farewell Pelini Pitchers, Lazaris more than twice a day, Elk Creek water (is that what it's called?), drinking for more than 12 hours in a day, and most definitely farewell to porta potties. You know its a bad sign when the person coming out of the porta potty won't make eye contact with you as you go in. If they don't have enough dignity to look you in the eye as you walk into that small enclosed area where they just left something behind you might as well brace yourself for the very worst. After each home game I swore to myself I wasn't going to the next, but I always managed to find myself back in that damn porta potty line in Lincoln Saturday after Saturday. I really am thankful I can get back to my fun and exciting life in KC. I can now start spending my Saturdays at Power and Light, thats def more my scene. I've just been dying to pull out my glitter halter tops and black mini skirts and heels- P&L is just the place. I like to think of it as the Jersey Shore of the midwest.
So I've been hearing a lot of hype about this new Twilight movie, I don't know much about it to be honest, it's like a spin off of Buffy or Sabrina or something I think. All about vampires and goblins and stuff. It seems to be a really big deal, there's a real market for freaky deaky stuff I've figured out. First there was the goblins in Lord of the Rings, then the wizards in Harry Potter, and now this vampire stuff in Twilight, these writers are making a lot of money. I've decided I need to get in on this, first I thought about creating a book series about fake people who are really robots. But then I remembered Lauren Conrad already did this with her book L.A. Candy. Then the light bulb really went off. Unicorns. I'm going to write a series of books about teenagers who are half human half unicorn. They go through everyday problems like dating issues, appearance dilemmas (like their spot size and horn size) and then it gets serious when one Unicorn gets pregnant and then gets horn cancer. It will only be a matter of time before my books become movies, at which point Zac Efron will play the heart throb (obviously) I think Sloan from Entourage will be the nice Unicorn, and Spencer Pratt will play the evil Unicorn who is really just a horse with a cone on his head. I think I'll ask Spencer to bring Holly, his siser in law, on set just because I think she seems like a hoot. Clearly I have put a lot of thought into this. I just need to think of a catchy title and I'm pretty much set.