"Too young for this. Too young." Teen Mom Edish

Amber throws her gang signs while trying to coax up some fake tears for the camera and dramatically says,
"I'm too young for this. Too young." And cut to commercial. Somebody give MTV an emmy for this show, this is some deep shit!!
Amber just makes me sick with anger. She is just so uncooperative, and even though Gary's belly is a little icky (was the belly close up necessary?) I just think she is awful to the poor lug. Leah is just itching to start a drug habit. I would consider fostering Leah, even if she always crys, if it would mean getting her out of Amber's household. I can hear the pain in Leah's cries and it's heart breaking. Does Amber not listen to a word Dr.Drew says? How dare she tell Leah, "Daddy's leaving you again." I just think Leah is becoming such a diva because she has lost some weight and is studying martial arts.

Farrah. Stop. Stop stop stop. You are a little nasty bitch. You give sarcasm a bad name because you suck at it. Repeating everything your mom says in a high pitched nasaly voice is not considered a come back. It's considered annoying. I wish your mom wouldn't have stopped at merely slapping you, you deserved to get your knees smashed. Your little asian friend isn't much better. And by little I mean not. She was clearly excited to jump on the MTV bandwagon and befriend you. And the worst part is the fact that you are eternally screwing up your precious Sophia. I know you were raised in Counciltucky so a lot of your problems stem from your surroundings but come on, don't be such a wicked hooker all the time. And what's with you pretending you can't pay rent but you can afford nights out at Spaghetti Works and non alcoholic fish bowls at Blue? Doesn't your fake job at Good Nights pay you enough?

Catelynn and Tyler. Oh you two just get better every episode. I almost got a little choked up when you called Carly on her birthday. Don't worry about Butch and Catelynn's mom, they're just jealous that you two were Prom Queen and King. I've got a good feeling you two will do alright and go on to live a long and happy life as a couple. Like the cute couple you see at Wal Mart that wears pro football attire and has bumper stickers that say "I'd rather be drinking," and takes special weekends to go to casinos and stuff- maybe even a weekend cruise for an anniversary. Although I do hope that your future holds a life without braces for Catelynn (especially those pesky rubber bands!) What's going on with that? Hasn't it been like over three years?

Maci. Even though I find Kyle incredibly unattractive I do love the way he treats you. Ryan is a little hotty, but just such an ass. And he never talks, it's pretty easy to see why you fell for him. Sometimes he gets a look in his eye that is just scary. He screams wife beater. But really, I hate to say it but I usually fast forward through you because you have your shit together for the most part, and that's just not that fun to watch. I get more excited to get my blood boiling because of Farrah.