Plug it up.

If I see another picture of a little birdy soaked in oil I might just have to go to the gulf myself and swim to the bottom to put a cork in this oil leak. It makes me sick. All I can think about is Zach Morris's duck, Becky. Poor Becky found herself in this exact sticky situation...oooh bad pun too soon. Becky was drenched in oil because selfish Bayside High just had to get themselves a new pool. Typical Californians. It's ridic. I just don't understand why BP didn't learn from Zach's demonstration when he squirted oil all over the new school plan. Did they not see how icky the oil made the miniature Bayside High look? Where is Jessi Spano when you need her? Perhaps we wouldn't be in this mess if Jessi wouldn't have gotten addicted to energy pills and therefore had to star in a raunchy stripper movie ( a la 1995's Showgirls) to support her habit. Damn it Jessi, you could have been one helluva politician, you just got so excited. And then so scared. But back to point. I don't even like birds, but those images of them covered in oil are just awful. If I wasn't so busy this summer laying out I would go down there and start helping clean up. I think it sounds like just the job for a few Shamwows. One Shamwow could probably clean up at least five miles of beach I bet. I mean it soaks up an entire bottle of red wine on white carpet. I just got a crazy idea. I wonder if after I Shamwowd everything if I could then wring the Shamwows into a bucket and keep all of that expensive oil? Hmmm... I might be onto something here.
But anywho, I've got a bad case of the Sundays. I'm just not quite ready for Monday. I guess I actually don't really have to do anything tomorrow beside ship off my latest ebay sale, but that means I have to go to the Post Office. And I really hate that place. The post office workers are all part time cell phone store workers, I think. They're slow and angry and all relish in the fact that they have the power to bring everyone else into their anger circle by moving even slower. I get impatient just thinking about going there. I suppose it is a bit weird I get so impatient there, especially given the fact it is the only thing on my To Do list for tomorrow as of now. I'm sure there are other errands for me to run....like Target. I need to walk up and down the end aisles looking for sale items such as gum, candles, plastic cups, and anything else that catches my eye.
Well I suppose I better get to bed. I would like to make it up in time to watch the Today Show. Kathy and Hoda just kill me, I hate Kathy but I love her. She's a punching bag and she definitely knows it. She really embraces her role nicely and God love her for it.