So as some of you may know I've recently joined Twitter. I'm still unsure what to think of it at this point. I mean I know it's obviously cool, but it also seems like a lot of work. I now give celebs/fake celebs a lot more credit though for what they do all day. They twitter. All day, every single second they are updating, they are real talented twits, let me tell ya. They tell me where they're eating, what they're pretending to be eating, and blah blah blah everything in between. I do feel that I have a stronger connection to famous people by knowing everything about them from the kind water they drink to the type of tampons they use. I did see a funny tweet the other day by one of my favorite comics, he asked a very philosophical question "why do people always pick their noses in their car?" Think about it, people are major pickers in the safety of their own car. Whether it's their nose, or teeth or just picking the shit out of their face- I don't know what it is, perhaps they think no one can see them behind their deeply tinted Ford Focus windows? News flash, we see you. We all see you. I've started this game where anytime I see someone picking in their car I honk very loudly to try to startle them.
Side note-I just got one of the most alarming texts of my life. Tyeler Angela Godbout just got engaged. I think Zach is pregnant. He's just got so much going for him, I would hate to see him throw away his NFL career just because he has got himself in a tough situation. I mean I know they're in love, but if they're just doing this because Zach is pregnant and catholic and they don't want him to get sent to a convenant, I just don't think it's right. Times have changed, he's got choices. I should try to think positive though, they're a cute couple. I know this was all their choice, and a good choice it was. I remember when they first met back in Spanish 101 in 2006. Tyeler would just stare at Zach all googly eyed just dreaming of wearing the triple XXL sweatshirt of his. Or maybe that was Celeste our Spanish teacher, I recall she stared at Zach pretty dopey eyed, as well. I think she even made him sign a few autographs for her "mom" and "sister." Well congrats you two crazy kids, you have Fb going absolutely nuts. I think everyone in the world of FB is writing on both of your walls. It's like your birthdays x 10. I truly wish both of you all the luck in the world, I hear the first wedding is always the best.
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