The Hills

Well… tonight the Hill’s begins. I hate to say it, but I am pretty excited. I just love to see how the people evolve every season from less of a real person and more into their character on the show. And they always get more better looking/robot -like after every year. How skinny will Stephanie Pratt be this year and what will her face look like? How many times will she just do that puzzled look and pout her lips toward the camera when her brain can’t come up with a response- or perhaps the script actually says “Stephanie: Don’t think, look at camera and pout lips.” I am just dying to see how creepy Heidi looks. She is officially an E-cup now. I hope Heidi breaks up with Spencer and dates Enzo, and then Spencer can date Lo or maybe Stephanie. I used to really like Lo, but now she bores me. She has taken on Lauren’s lack of personality. The only thing Lo does is instigate fights between Kristen and Audrina, that is honestly her only role on the show. She bounces back and fourth between lunches and simply asks questions about the newest fights hoping to spark more tension. Speaking of Audrina- did I mention I found out Justin Bobby was a hair dresser before he became oh so famous on the Hills? I love it. K and A were apparently fighting over a hair dresser. And supposedly Kristen gets accused of doing drugs this season. I guess I am just saddened to think that Audrina is going to claim she has never used narcotics before, does that mean she was 100% sober when she got that hideous tat on her neck? Because I would rather say I was a druggy than claim I chose to get a softball sized tattoo on the back of my neck. And what is taking Audrina so long to get an upper lip? Everyone else’s lips keep getting bigger and Audrina still only has her bottom lip. I still would like a reason as to why/how Drina was added to this show. God knows is wasn’t because of her booming personality. Then again, there hasn’t exactly been a great history of persnoality plus people (Whitney Port, Lauren, Jason, Jessica, Talan, the list goes on ending with Breanna “Giant chin” Conrad, (LC obviously beat her lil sis repeadtedly with the ugly stick.) I sure would like to know what insecure Jessica is up to these days, most probably don’t remember this girl. I think she started as Kristen’s friend, then transitioned into Jason’s girlfriend, and ended as a waitress serving her old cast mates lunch during current tapings. Speaking of current… I am quite excited to see my favorite drunk sister, Holly, make an appearance- hopefully a drunken one. Sometimes I think Holly is the only one that doesn’t seem to get the script sent to her in the mail like the rest of the cast. I think Holly might be the last person on the show who still actually thinks is it 100% real, everyone else probably has rehearsals and run throughs and no one ever tells Holly about them but she always somehow manages to show up where they’re taping with a drink in hand. I’m just scared Holly is going to appear looking actually pretty on this season, but I really hope not, the show needs at least one DUF. I’m not saying I think Stephanie is good looking by any means, in fact, sometimes I question if Spencer and Stephanie are not actually the same person. I mean we rarely see them taped together… It could be like the camera tricks used by La Lohan in Parent Trap. Ooooh wouldn’t that be a great twist! Depending how annoyed I am with this season I might have to start a special blog edition of the Hills. Oh who am I kidding I am forsure going to have a Hills edition how could I not.