I guess I'm pretty generic.

So for about the past three or four years of my life I have been asked almost on a daily basis,
"How do I know you? You look really familiar."
I'm not even kidding, I literally get told this all the time. At first, back in the day, I arrogantly thought it was just dorky akward guys way of kinda flirting with me. But then girls would tell me that same thing too. Now I get told it by all sorts of people, so I've decided there are a shit ton of girls (I hope its females we're talking about anyway) that look just like me. Kids in high schools, teachers, store workers, and even a taxi driver once(he actually showed me a picture on his phone of who he thought I looked like) she looked to be about 35, made me feel great to say the least. My favorite though was today while I was at a school, a school that I shall say was a bit, "rough," a student told me that I looked like her bestfriend. Her bestfriend named Shaniqua. That's all I'm saying about that.
I'm officially back in Nafuck for the charade that is known as the LaWolfe Wedding. Should be fun, I'm really excited, actually. I have this vision of a great reception, with an even more beatiful mess to clean up afterward, and me just sitting in my leather chair reflecting back on all of it. Or maybe thats Steve Martin in Father of the Bride I'm thinking of. Either way a good time shall be had.
On a completely side note I was driving through a neighborhood today looking for the school I was supposed to be in when I noticed a somewhat odd traffic sign in front of a house that said, "Caution Deaf Child Lives Here." I thought this was an excellent idea and I wanted to take it even further. Like, what about a sign that said, "Caution Obese Child Lives Here." You know, because like an obese child would most likely be pretty slow to move to get out of the way of a fast driving car. I dont know, it was just a thought.