Heads, shoulders, knees and twat.

So what if I cracked my fourth iphone screen in under ten months. Who cares that I got pulled over on the way back to Topeka. None of it matters. Because yesterday I made the drive from Nebraska to Topeka for the last time ever. You can't even begin to imagine what an amazing feeling that is unless you've moved from like Columbus to Seattle. I smiled the entire way from the sweet little town of Auburn to the almost disappearing village of Dawson. And as we pulled into Peker I didn't even mind the station wagon with the wood paneling full of a family of twelve obese people that pulled out right in front of me. I wasn't nearly as offended as I should be at Westboro's newest message posted on their church sign "fags doom nations." I think nations doom fags, but at this point I'm no longer in the mood to cause a ruckus before I leave. Because my time in this awful K State ridden place is fading right before my eyes. I'd just like to leave peacefully. I know that sounds cowardly, but I'd hate to set fire to the Westboro place and then have to return for a court date a few months down the road. I'm just not sure it's worth it? But if I drink enough tonight who knows... I never say never just like Justin Bieber.

So tonight, I am happy to report, is going to be our last Friday night to live it up in this crazy town. Tyeler even came along to celebrate. And in true Topeker style we are heading to P&L tomorrow night to party it up for Carrie's bachelorette. One last hoorah for little Schiefelbein before she becomes little Bergen, wonder if that's hard for Jake to have to let go of that nickname? I'm just happy Carrie decided to have her bach at Power and Light as this was something that was on my bucket list: Act like a complete douche at the dueling piano bar while bride-to-be shakes and wiggles on stage to Howl at the Moon's own rendition of "heads, shoulders, knees and twat." And if Carrie is even half as fun as she usually is(her college theme song was "I found you, Ms. New Booty")it's sure to be a good time! It's also fun because this will be Tye's first bachelorette as a wife. Now typically it's the wifes at the bachelorettes who are the most slutty so this should be interesting to see, as well. So throw in the combination of Tye's first outing as a wife, a theta reunion, and me celebrating my last weekend in Kansas, and this is sure to an epic night on P&L- bachelorette epic that is. I can barely wait to dance the night away tomorrow to awesome 90s tunes at the incredibly midwestern chic Shark Bar! Oh boy. In the words of every Facebook girl heading to another town to party "Power and Light better be ready, here we come!" Because as far as we know we are the craziest, most fun bach party ever to hit the most posh "clubs" Kansas City has to offer. So cheers to Carrie and her weekend, as long as the night doesn't end with a bucket of blood poured on her head it's sure to be a good one!