Topekeasy.

And so today brings another snow day. What to do, what to do... I was really quite pleased with the turn of events regarding the weather actually, as it's been a few days since I've been able to have the leisurely mornings I so enjoy. Ever since becoming an aunt my life has just been thrown into whirlwind, I just don't think anyone really prepares you for how your life is going to change. One day I'm nothing and suddenly the next day I have a nephew to think about and go shopping for and post pictures of.

Naturally, Chris and I made the trip back to Omaha yet again last weekend. But not until Saturday. On Friday night Chris took me out to a pretty fancy italian restaurant we had never been to in Peker, it was a real classy place. The food was good, the drinks were cheap, it was all around a really good night. So what if the man at the table next to us had taken off his wife's Reebok and was massaging her foot on top of his lap. It was sweet. We weren't even that bothered by the fact her foot smelled like a "ski boot," as Chris put it. If you put your napkin up to your notice you could hardly notice the stench. If Topekans are good at anything it's making themselves completely comfortable in a public place. I personally love it. Farting, burping, taking shoes off, it's all accepted.

So Saturday was the first time Buncle Chris was finally able to meet Knox (thanks again Lindsey for the word Buncle) so the trip simply wasn't debatable. I should have known better than to pose in pictures next to a baby when suffering from WUD. Not only do I look like a giant, but Knox, the lucky little guy, has an awesome case of jaundice right now so his color looks amazing. He looks like he's been in Cabo for the last week, I was so jeal. I wish I could get jaundice right now. I think that should be an option in the spray tan bed, rather than just the levels of natural, bronzed, and dark, I would like to see the option of jaundice in there too because I would totally choose it.

I have taken full advantage of my snow day and have caught up on the numerous shows I have been missing since becoming an aunt. Once again, I started the bachelor but was unable to finish it. I'm not sure why it can't keep my attention. I ended up spending the entire show googling little Emily Maynard. Turns out she is basically a billionaire, she lives close to Taylor Swift and she dated Dale Earnhardt for a little bit of time. Oh, and there is also a really sweet slideshow on youtube with sad music featuring pics of her and Ricky R.I.P., you should check it out. I did see the part when Michelle randomly wakes up with a black eye. She keeps saying,

"this would happen to me. Of course, only me."

So I kind of want to know why "this would happen to her." Does she commonly wake up with bruises on her face or broken bones in bizarre places? Like is this a normal occurrence? Or perhaps she's been on another reality show in which she woke up with a missing tooth or something? Why was she so expectant of this to happen?

And does Dr. Drew have a contract with all reality shows I wonder. Why is he always the doctor to console teen moms, or skanky moms of teen moms (cough cough April) or anorexic models. What's going on here? Is he really a doctor, or just like a doctor in the way the Dr. Phil is a doctor. Or Dr. Dre.

I'm thinking tonight is going to be a good night to watch the Bachelor. I can just tell I'm going to make myself be really into it.