Bachelorish

I am just now starting to be not hung-over from this past weekend. I don't know what my problem is, it was only two nights of drinking after all. But this whole week I've felt like I just got home from spring break. Luckily, I've only had to work one day this week, and given that tomorrow will most likely be another snow day I will only have Friday to work and then it's the weekend. I just keep thinking about the Jersey Shore kids and how they drink like idiots for fifty days straight. I'm starting to think that maybe their job isn't as easy as it looks, being drunk 24/7 would actually be a pretty hard task. Just from my two days of fist pumping and taking shots and getting into girl fights I've been beyond warn out. I just wonder how on earth Snooki found time to write a book while she was so busy drinking all the time? She must just be very talented. I know I can't wait to read "A Shore Thing," I'm hoping it comes in the mail from Amazon any day now! It's probably going to be one of those books you just can't put down so I'm going to make sure and read it when I know I will have a lot of time so I can really get into it.

I attempted to watch the Bachelor yesterday but I just kept falling asleep during it. From what I've gathered it was the Emily and Michelle show. Michelle and Brad had their "first fight'? Did I dream that, or was Michelle really getting angry at Brad for kissing other girls? She does realize that this isn't the Bachelorette, right? I'm pretty sure Michelle the hair dresser is probably just as crazy as Michelle the devil from the Bachelor season before this one. I can't even remember the guy's name? I know he chose a girl named Vienna, but what was his name? Oh that's right, his name was Gia. But anywho, on that season there was a coo coo Michelle, as well. And Emily? What can be said about this heavenly little girl? I love everything about her. I want to be like her. Or at least have her teeth and her sweet little accent. And if you ask me I think the producers should have enlightened Brad of her little dead fiance situation so maybe she wouldn't have had to go on a plane ride as their first date. It just didn't seem right. And then to have them drive Nascars even? Eek. But the real salt on the wound was the airplane crash simulation ride he took her on at the end of the night, way too much. Have a little respect, ABC. Chris Harrison has such a sick sense of humour. I was a little sad to see Madison Twilight go home. I started to like her in the end. I never understand what those girls are thinking when they "choose" to go home. There is always one from every season. Are they doing it to stand out? Or for attention? What's the deal here. I don't care if the Bachelor is a complete douche, which he always is, I sure as hell wouldn't just volunteer to leave a mansion in California where it appears you get to drink as much champagne as you like, have a fully stocked fridge all the time, lay out all day and just work out occasionally. The only requirement seems to be that you talk shit about your roommates. Throw in an overweight female cook named Marge and you've got yourselves a sorority house. Chris Harrison is the house mom, no wonder he is always creeping around and suddenly disappearing for days on end. I'm on to something here, I'm starting to figure out why sorority girls love this show. Each week someone gets kicked off (out) for doing or saying something dumb (getting too drunk), there is always a really pretty girl who everyone hates, and the biggest highlight of their week is when they get to put on fancy gowns and get buzzed.

Overall, this episode was rated BOOORING. Spare me Brad singing "Kissed Like a Rose," next time please. I would have thought that with a country singer name like Brad Womack he would have been much better. And Seal? Really? Singing on the Bachelor? Is Heidi at home laughing at you at this very second? Because I would be. Did Jason Mraz flake out? Katy Perry too busy? The cast of Glee say hell no? I think I just expected more from someone like Seal, and I've got not justification as to why.