I don't know why I watched again, but I did. And I saw more grown men crying in one episode than I have seen in my lifetime. It all began with weatherman's tears. But we should give him a break, I mean I think we can all remember back to our first kiss and that was a scary time. So it's perfectly understandable that he started crying when he heard he was going to have to kiss Ali. Poor little creepy guy. But then weatherman completely made up for himself when he got a little one on one time and cutely (grossly) whispered to Ali that he thought they should sneak off camera for their "real first kiss." Man if a camera could have captured Ali's face at that moment, oh wait, it did capture her face, and it was disgust mixed with fear. I wish whatever douche interrupted them at that moment wouldn't have so we all could have seen Ali giggle and hop her way out of that situation. Let's see here who else is there...Well there is that one guy named Frank who already thinks he owns Ali. He's just a straight up dork, that's really the best way I can think to describe him. I could also see him killing his wife someday and then immediately start crying afterward. Speaking of crying I think Wrestler man pretended to shed a few tears. I don't believe his were real, but fake tears from a man are even worse than real. Wrestler man is just a freak, but what do you expect from someone who gets paid to play with men, no wonder he is on this show. There really isn't anyone else worth mentioning, Craig the attorney just looks like a big goof. And not a funny goof, but the type of goof who drinks too much and then starts beating kittys and puppies. Kurk is kinda cute. Casey... well I'll just call out the big elephant if no one else is going to, he has a weird voice. Either he was born deaf, or still is deaf and just masks it well, something is up, and I truly don't mean this in a bad way. I just wish someone would just address it so we could all stop pretending like we don't notice it. Perhaps we will get a better idea from next episode when he attempts to sing to Ali, but I don't plan on watching next episode... For a second during the rose ceremony I thought MacGruber snuck in the picture, but then I figured out it was Jesse. I didn't know Jesse but now I don't think I'll ever forget him thanks to the jean jacket he chose to wear to the rose ceremony. There simply is not an excuse for a male jean jacket.
I think by far the best part of tonight was watching men try to dance together to the tune of Bare Naked Ladies. Some just moved their hips side to side, a few tried to do the semi truck honk, but most just did the standard 1990 twist. This was the highlite of the episode. Well, it might be a close second to Weatherman getting too scared to kiss Ali.
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