Hills Edish: Cha cha cha CHIA!

And the light bulb exploded when it finally dawned on me who Ryan Cabrera reminds me of, or should I say what he reminds me of. He's a Chia Pet! I'm sure of it. All you have to do is pour water on his head and his hair will continue to expand, it just makes so much sense now. The only thing I want to know now is where I can purchase my own! I'll have to google it later tonight. We were all introduced to a new character, Allie Lutz, on tonights episode. What most people don't realize is that Allie was a very famous child actor. She actually got her start acting as a very young girl, she played Angelica Pickels on The Rugrats, the dead giveaway for me was the fact that she only talks out of the side of her mouth. The only difference is that now she wears much more lip liner than she did as a young girl. I would really love it if sometime she brought her cousin, Tommy, on the show with her. I would even settle for Suzie, the African American neighbor, I always had a feeling Suzie would do big things with her life. Lo is taking on her role of Mother Goose more and more with each episode. This time she used her wise knowledge in advising McKaela- that is one of the hardest names to spell by the way- to be safe when dealing with the Brodester. Thank you wise one for you insightful thoughts. K Cav was extra feisty this episode which I particularly enjoyed. I'm hoping they keep Angelica around for a while because she really seems to spark a fire in Cav. K Cav called her all sorts of wonderful names tonight such as a forty year old stripper, a chain smoker, a hooker, a demon, straight up evil, ext ext. But what do you expect from a girl who was raised by a mother who constantly had a cell phone attached to her ear?
Stephanie and Audrina contributed their standard giggles, and cell phone text read alouds. Sometimes I wonder what the text on their screen really says,I have a feeling its something along the lines of:
"look at camera. then say oh my gosh."
I thought I caught a glimpse of Heidi in the background tonight, I was wrong though-I didn't realize that the Hills had ended and it was actually the blonde hair of that chinese/white girl,Erin, from the City. So this must be about the third episode without that crazy couple. What's their name again? I can't even remember.